"I, Koshi Rikudo,"
hereby permit Excel Saga to be made into a first class action movie.
Wanna see?
(Excel Saga)
That isn't love!
Love isn't that.
I love but I'm not loved.
It's not love at all...
But isn't love...?
"I want to be loved, but I won't ask for it."""
"This body may be crushed, I'll give my life away"""
Just plainly without hesitation
"I'll can't them and gift them, come in form the side."
Run away Run away!
Even if I slip on a banana peel
That's all for that one man
If I must say it's probably
Loyalty in the name of love
(Where're we going General?)
(Who cares!)
(We don't have a special reason.)
(Bullshit! Then why should we fly?)
(lt's just for the direction )
(of a low budget movie.)
"(Aye, aye Sir!)"
This world is becoming rotten!
"Are you listening to me, Hyatt?"
Y...yes.
"This land is filled with war, causing death and suffering. The people..."
The people are not repenting...
"Hey, are you really listening?"
Of course.
They concentrate on increasing their military power.
Uniform freedom is only a dream within a dream
These people commit their resources to the hatred in their hearts...
... and have lost their grasp ofthe greater picture.
Do they have the right to be victims?
"No, they don't."
The only thing that can give true uniformity and stability to
this world is our Across...
Hyatt?
I guess you don't want to hear what I have to say.
That's not true...
"I'm listening, Master Il Paratzo. Please continue."
"Well, that's that."
But regarding your mission today...
Who's this?
Her name is Excel and she suddenly went missing yesterday.
Excel?
She looks like that.
This is a picture of her in the punishment room oftar 4 days without food ...
... and she's making strange faces to distract herselffrom the hunger.
"Now go find her, keeping in mind that she may look a little better on the battlefield!
Hail! Master Il Para...
You don't want to?
Excel never seemed to be this reliable.
How are you doing everyone?
I'm having some trouble here.
"Gee, I guess there're times when people can't understand other people."
"Just for sneaking in, theyjailed me, interrogated me,"
and I didn't even get the right to call an attorney...
...it's unquestionably a 24 hour torture test of endurance.
They ask me about the team or the secret or whatever...
"... but since I serve Master I IParazzo, I don't really care about petty things like that.
Why can't they comprehend that?
"Oh, a little higher please"
"There're others who have similarly been captured, and I've made many friends...
... but there're fewer and fewer each day.
"After we conquer the world, we'd fix this country once and for all."
"Well, I can't really stay here too long and inconvenience Master Il paratzo...
That's why I'm making on escape by myself.
"However, sometimes I find things that are simply too hard to comment on."
I'm thinking that I'm gonna get the hell
outta here before that happens to me.
"Augh, I'm so hungry!"
It's useless. Even my weird faces can't mask this cry from digestive tract .
"Speaking ofwhich, I wonder what happened to Menchi."
He's supposed to be used in this kind of situation.
Menchi
You're so cute.
"Here, want some?"
You don't have to rush.
So what's his name?
We haven't decided
How about Micky?
"Micky, eh?"
Micky used to like dogs.
"He was planning to open a pet shop in the countryside after he retired, wasn't he?
But he had to die like that!
Stop it already.
But this is a female.
Who cares!
"After retiring from the squad, he's gonna have surgery to become a woman...
...and live happily with me.
But he had to die like that!
"Anyway, your name is Micky now."
What the hell are you doing?!
"Yes Sir! We were playing with Micky, Sir!"
What?
That's Micky?
"That's correct, Sir!"
How many times do you have to be told? He's already dead.
We have no time to look to the past.
We have to live in the present.
Y... yes Sir!
I'll give you damn wimps a special mission this time.
Build a doghouse by the end ofthe day!
I won't tolerate any delays!
Y...Yes Sir!
FREEDOM!
Don't move!
You have the right to breathe.
You have the right to blink freely.
You have the right to pick your nose freely.
"Hey! You there, dog! Aren't you...?"
it's hurt
I'm falling!!!
Start prayin'
down there for nice weather at your execution tomorrow.
"Of course, the forecast is rain."
Oh stop!
I really think environment is too rough on such a beautiful heroine as me!
"Hey how about my food? Oh, I guess there's that."
I missed it... that was my preferred menu item ofthe day.
What's all the racket?
Huh?
Another person coming here...
It's the first time in nearly 20 years.
Where's who? You're where? I'm Excel.
I'm someone who snacked in here long ago in order to reveal the secret this place.
Now I'm just on unknown iron-masked person.
But I got too close to the truth.
"Young one, unfortunately there're things in this world that are better left unknown.
it's too late
No! I can't accept that!
I have to return to kneel before Master Il Paratzo right away!
Who's this Il Paratzo?
Oh... How bright... is that youthful passion I see?
Ol' geezer...
I'm no ol' geezer. Call me Tet-chan.
"OKay then, Tet-chan, is there anyway to get outta here?"
"Unfortunately, no."
"The rockets are wet and slippery, and no one ever passes by."
We can't count on getting any help.
No way!
So you'd plan to enjoy this vast expanse oftime.
"Well, once you get into it, it can get pretty interesting."
"I don't wanna be in such a place with no dreams, love or hope!"
"Master Il paratzo, who's gonna save me?!"
That's the last straw!
I'm leaving this apartment!
I'm getting you guys outta my life!
Don't say that. We only dropped by to browse your porn.
They look so tasty...
Shut up! I'm leaving! I'm leaving right now!
Bye-bye to you guys!!
"Bye, bye, bye, bye,bye,bye!"
W-What the...?
Shut up!
What's wrong with that pretty girl?
Um... is there anything I can do to help?
Who're you?
I just happened to be passing by. I'm Watanabe.
I...
Yes?
...in a nearby apartment...
I think it's better ifyou don't talk.
"I'll take you, come on."
Thank you. My apartment is around here and my room number is 204...
N...nearby apartment??
2... 204...! That's right next door!
N...ni...nice to m...meet y...you...
I'm...your nex...next door...
I'm... Nabeshin.
Not you!
(Excel Sega)
Hey Micky! We're done!
So? You like it?
Hey! We helped out too. Don't keep Micky all to yourself.
"Hey men, take a look at my masterpiece!"
"Come'on, Micky's a female."
This is one hell of a big mistake!
Curry Rice
Cuttlefish
Ground beef cutlet
Barley noodles
Horse sashimi
Salted fish guts
Shallot
Sea urchin
Meat
Crepe
Pudding ala mode
Donuts
Tuna salad
Dumpling
Sesame rice cracker
Clay pot
Pickled veggie
Cake
Kimchee
Fish cake
Crocodile
Boiled beans
Sunny side up egg
Jew's ear
Brown rice
Patato
Seaweed
Whale
Rice
Sukiyaki
Millet dumpling
Sesame tofu
Fruit parfee
Green soybeans
Pickled radish
Tuna
Roast beef
Shark fin
Lemon pie
Strawberryjam
Moose
Sour kelp
Yellow tail
Apple juice
Watermelon
Pumpkin
Pot steamed hotchpotch
Shiitake
Hair crab
Garlic
Chestnutjelly
"I want some chestnutjelly! God, I hate this!"
I don't wanna do a word game about food and waste my life away!
"Well, that's life, this is life, and life goes on."
It's all a kind of life.
AH!! NO MORE!!!
"That's right, I have much more of my 'beautiful girl' life to live!"
Master Ilparatzo!
Yes. Excel?
I - Iove - you - so - much.
I don't wanna do these 4 frame comedy sketches any longer either!
Who's there?!
"You haven't changed, Tet-chan."
That voice...!
That's right! Nabeshin has arrived!
Nabeshin!
Tet-chan!
How did you know I was here?
An ex-military person told me.
"Um, excuse me! What about the heroine?"
It's like old times
To be with you again...
Hello?!?!
Isn't this all wrong?
"Now, let's get going!"
Excuse me...
"Well, take care!"
Wait a minute!
Are you really planning to leave me here like this?
Why don't you save me at the same time?!
But you look kinda heavy.
I am NOT heavy!
"I'm gonna hate you, and bear a grudge against you...!!"
I'm gonna die and haunt you at night! I'll keep whispering to you at your bedside and
Let's go.
Thanks for the rescue!
There's been an escape!
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Move out!
Nabeshin.
It's getting rough. Let's go our own ways from here.
Take this.
"Hey, there's a hair on it..."
I wish you luck!
"Hey hey, it's not a very appropriate time to be skipping."
I found one!
It's this way!
What's so funny?
"I never thought I'd see you again, much less here of all places."
I remember those days...
We'll talk about it after we escape!
How is Space Butler doing?
"Oh, as always, he's a complete idiot."
What's wrong?
A snake!!Anaconda?!?!
"Damn, I didn't think there were anacondas around here!"
Hang on!
Are you alright?
I... it's no good. The poison is already taking effect...
Oh... uh... I'm more concerned about the lower half ofyour body...
"Well, never mind that now I can't go on any longer!"
Idiot! What are you...?!
It's too late. Just leave me behind.
You know I can't do that!
Nabeshin...The mask...
Well? I've aged haven't l?
Not a single day..
"you're as beautiful as always, Tetsuko."
Nabeshin. Hold me once more ... Iike you used to...
The love scene stops right there!
"I thought it might be you, Nabeshin."
I haven't seen you since the Hogota war.
You Son of a Bitch!
Fire!
Tetsuko!!
Nabe...shin...
Tetsuko...
TETSUKO!!!
I won't allow anyone to escape.
You bastard!!
I'm lost. I'm hungry.
Menchi!
oh
Don't move! Don't move!
Oh my...
"Beautiful work, Nabeshin."
I should have expected as much from the 'Hell Ninja Commando
Run! Run for your life!!
You're mine!
I'm the winner!
yeah
BURN IN HELL!!!
M-Micky...
Menchi...
don't worry. I'm not mad.
"You just wanted to play along, right?"
"Menchi, fighting doesn't solve anything."
It only creates foolish destruction.
This kind ofworld...
...must be unified and ruled by Master Ilparatzo!
Sandora!!!
Welcome home!
I'm back!
"Oh, you little rascal!"
How are you...?W-Why?!
"Papa's home now, so let's eat."
Yeah!
Papa??
You're just so attached to him now.
"He ain't the only one, right?"
"Oh, darling...!"
They had me... yet...!
My adorable son and sexy wife are with Gomez?!
"Now that I've taken a nap, I guess I'll return to my mission."
Peace is so wonderful!
But how am I going to find her with just one picture?
"Later, I'll go apologize to Master Ilparatzo for not reporting back to him"...
"Ah, but I should go eat before that."
If only I had another clue...
Food! Food!
Oh my...
oh
what
What the hell is this?!
She's drops dead the first time we meet?!
Today's experiment......failed
I've known since that day
The reason you came to me
The soft texture of my body
Is a favorite ofyours
In your hungered eyes
How does this body look?
"Ifyou're going to eat me, please do it quickly"
So that this flesh won't become too tough...
"Coming up will be the heat, heat, heat of someone's passion!"
"Love and don't love, with a heart beat here, A memorial to those sweet sour days ofyour youth.
"You guys, who have no childhood friends ,whose underarm hairs have already grown.
Remember those days when you sneaked back into the classroom
when you ended up folk dancing because there weren't enough girls...
I love you that you wrote on the back ofyour lab test like the to love of boys and be.
"Next week will be Love, love, weird love. Also known as luv-weird"
"Really, it doesn't have anything to do with that."
End